PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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