Me too!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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