Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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