Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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