he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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