Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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