I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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