You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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