yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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