Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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