He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We are two peas in an std pod
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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