Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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