You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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