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  • 140 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:20pm
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    don't worry! i haven't had sex in 18 years!! p.s. i'm 18!

  • 133 110
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:45am
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    Hah,I haven`t had sex since 2003 and before that, in 1996. twice in 13 years, yay.

  • 124 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 12:08am
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    i had sex.... twice today

    • 11 3
      Submitted by MJCity on Mar 4, 12 at 2:32am
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      fuck you

  • 113 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:37pm
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    #6, i just wanted to reply like everyone else

  • 117 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:43pm
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    that is something to be proud of. LOL.

  • 121 112
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:48am
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    ive had sex twice. im 14

  • 107 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:46pm
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    #5, my nickname for you is "the sociopath"

  • 109 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:31am
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    #4...you had a horrible childhood.

  • 108 101
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:13pm
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    Aw I haven't either. It'll be alright.

  • 109 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:46am
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    #2, is your friend like 10 years old?

  • 109 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 2:03pm
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    holy fuck, there are so many desperate guys and loose women out there, you cant even go out for a beer without smelling anxious cocks and vag's

  • 103 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:27pm
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    Yayyyyyyy first tfln everrrrrr!!!!!!

  • 107 104
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:56am
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    my friend hasnt has sex in the 2000s...beat that

  • 104 105
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:47pm
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    Wow....I had sex twice today with one guy, n three times yesterday with a different guy....lol...I'm sorry for u....

  • 101 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:57pm
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    ^ well im sry for u cause your a loose fucking slut

  • 104 108
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:40pm
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    Eh I havent had sex since fall of '08 and the chances of dick are getting slimmer and slimmer as i remember how horrible the last time was. lol

  • 95 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:02pm
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    Up until 2009 I hadn't had sex since fall 2004

  • 101 106
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 9:20pm
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    my roommate hasnt either fuck you

  • 88 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 2:25am
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    I haven't had sex since 2009

  • 88 91
    Submitted by charlieferr on Apr 6, 10 at 12:07pm
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    Haha ur in the same area code as me

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