I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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