they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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