dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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