Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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