so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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