i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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Mustache, eedeeot. Lern to spel gud.
No way Jose!
Nobody does, champ.
Sounds like you were never getting laid.
I sure as hell hope not.
Probability that you ever been is low .