what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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