Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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