What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Randomize
