He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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