Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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