Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen