K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?