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  • It could be "I Touch Myself"

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 10, 11 at 2:38pm
  • If you hadn't been stood up, they might have been singing "Jizzed in My Pants"... Just sayin

    Submitted by slyp823 on Nov 11, 11 at 2:52am
  • Never tell people in a bar anything unless you want the whole damn town to know.

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 11, 11 at 3:15am
  • oh how i miss some of these idiots in Springfield missouri. I'm gonna guess the OP was at a club called electric cowboy

    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Nov 11, 11 at 8:22am
  • Or "like a virgin".

    Submitted by drc041 on Nov 10, 11 at 5:43pm
  • At least it wasn't "Cry Me a River"

    Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 10, 11 at 2:02pm
  • "ONNEE is the loneliest number"

    Submitted by Maximo on Nov 10, 11 at 7:21pm
  • Why the hell would you share this sad fact with the bar? and if it was your friends then is stand you up too. What kind of pussy brings along friends on a date?

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 11, 11 at 12:47am