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  • 70 52
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 10, 11 at 2:38pm

    It could be "I Touch Myself"

  • 60 48
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Nov 11, 11 at 8:22am

    oh how i miss some of these idiots in Springfield missouri. I'm gonna guess the OP was at a club called electric cowboy

  • 60 52
    Submitted by slyp823 on Nov 11, 11 at 2:52am

    If you hadn't been stood up, they might have been singing "Jizzed in My Pants"... Just sayin

  • 61 56
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 11, 11 at 3:15am

    Never tell people in a bar anything unless you want the whole damn town to know.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Maximo on Nov 10, 11 at 7:21pm

    "ONNEE is the loneliest number"

  • 61 65
    Submitted by drc041 on Nov 10, 11 at 5:43pm

    Or "like a virgin".

  • 60 67
    Submitted by sssmarie on Nov 10, 11 at 2:02pm

    At least it wasn't "Cry Me a River"

  • 57 64
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Nov 11, 11 at 12:47am

    Why the hell would you share this sad fact with the bar? and if it was your friends then is stand you up too. What kind of pussy brings along friends on a date?