I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
It could be "I Touch Myself"
If you hadn't been stood up, they might have been singing "Jizzed in My Pants"... Just sayin
"ONNEE is the loneliest number"
Never tell people in a bar anything unless you want the whole damn town to know.
oh how i miss some of these idiots in Springfield missouri. I'm gonna guess the OP was at a club called electric cowboy
Or "like a virgin".
At least it wasn't "Cry Me a River"
Why the hell would you share this sad fact with the bar? and if it was your friends then is stand you up too. What kind of pussy brings along friends on a date?