Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm getting married
To pizza
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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