not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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