My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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