is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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