So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
