yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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