so explain again why im purple
no
another moral hangover. fuck.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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