Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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