I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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