he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize