Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
there is puke in my bra ... again
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