so that wasnt chicken after all
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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