i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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