I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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