butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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