Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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