so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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