so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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