Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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