just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Green mimosas i think yes
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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