ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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