that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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