butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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