whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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