I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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