I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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More impressive if you've been awake for 25 minutes and high for 30
that is life for me every day...
Psh. You ever been woken up by someone blowing smoke in your face whilst handing you a bong?
Yes, actually that happened this morning, but with a blunt instead. what a way to start the day off
I love this kid who's saying stuff about social Russia
You can tell by the thumbs up and thumbs down of all the comments that at heart, we're really all stoners or at least we've been there done that.
Ahh I miss my old wake and bakes. They were my favorite :(
Wake and bake
Yeah, just like every other stoner. Not very impressive.
no. it's not.
They only have shit weed in Iowa and it's all overpriced.. whoa, **LIGHTBULB** I need to buy a bunch of schwag and push that herb to Des Moines son
come to south jersey . a gram is $5
in soviet russia weed smokes you!
I'm a huge stoner and am easily amused and this, is just stupid. Wow you waked and baked for the first time, want a trophy?
Very but I've done better =)
thats a good morning i just dont understand why there are so many thumbs down for this. who are these people downing a wake n bake?
Wake and bake!
Yay Iowa! I bet looking at all those cornfields gives you quite a trip...
not really, that's an everyday thing for some people
Wake 'n bake really 'aint too impressive... If I got this text I would laugh my ass off! But really? Impressive? I agree with whoever said "more impressive if you've been awake for 25 minutes and high for 30," which, by the way, is quite possible if you wake up with a stoner girlfriend blowing smoke in your mouth first thing in the morning. Actually a pretty nice way to wake up once you realize what the fuck is going on!
Story of my life
Not really my friend. You see I would load a bowl the night before and when I woke up I would smoke it so I'm instantly high my good friend that's a true wake and bake
Impressive sounds like every morning.
Misleading and bisexual
No just dumb
Good. Ol' Iowa pride
Amen Iowa, Amen
No. It's absolutely pathetic.
No just sad and pathetic
12:06 we should live together .
Hah that's what I do every morning, get over it. If you're a true stoner it's nothing special.
9:19 if u think this is pathetic get off the site ur pathetic for reading it
No, not impressive, sad, it's ppl like you who are a drain on society! U pry voted for Obama too!
Not so much. It's called a wake and bake, try it out for a while and see how "impressive" you think it is. Dork.
You're a waste of space. Did you wake up in time for your shift at Taco Bell?
Dude, I agree that this kids obviously not doing much with their life but don't hate on people who work in fast food. Having any job in this economy is good , so stop please stop being a fucking douchebag.I know it's going to be hard but please try. kthnxbai
I agree. Having a job period is an accomplishment right now. Don't think that stoners can't accomplished anything though. I smoke weed daily and I'm a 4.0 med student sooo it really doesn't make a difference. It's just they type of person that matters- a lot of losers like to smoke weed. \nBut this person probably doesn't smoke often if they think wake 'n bake is impressive...
Highly impressive. 100% priceless.
not really, you only had to smoke once.
I woke up, smoked, took a dump and read this. Best way to read TFLN. Wake n Bake.
not at all. stupid